I Must Say...
... I'm a little jealous of all the funness going on elsewhere this summer. For example:
1) Sonya and Valerie are having an office romance. No doubt Sonya is wooing Valerie with her nostalgia song lyrics and vintage t-shirts (Mr. T). I bet Valerie takes Sonya to the Drug Store at lunch for a milkshake with two straws.
2) Jenny and Valerie's place sounds like the most fun. Pizza parties, giggle sessions, FELICITY AND NACHOS! (I love nachos). And Jenny now has, like, a million publications (what am I doing with all my time?)
3) Bess is always throwing parties full of hockey players. It's like the playboy mansion, for mercy's sake.
4) Warren is stalking everyone, apparently. And he and Fancy Wife took some sort of perfect vacation to the wilds of the Rocky mountains (no doubt full of gourmet picnic lunches).
5) Genevieve is going on helicopter rides with random men.
6) Michelle is canoodling with the smart and famous of the SLIS world. She's up for assistant dean of the school next year, didn't you know?
7) Heather's as close to a fast tracking career gal as you can come. The Chanel suits and brief case are only steps away. I think she said she spends her weekends in the Hamptons or something...
8) Keri's become an MPP. It's true. She told me. Ottawa has sucked her in. Her plans for leaving Ottawa are only a facade to fool us. Really she's in the final planning stages of a Parliament coup. You'll see...
I lead such a boring life.
11 comments:
I hope I can count on all of your support in the upcoming coup.
Keri
I will support your coup, Keri, if you'll support mine. Michelle for assistant dean - cheesies for everyone!
Bess, as another little piece of young adult Canadiana, have you ever read any of the Eric Wilson mysteries? He sets each one in a different famous location in Canada. Kind of fun - I enjoyed them growing up. We have a bunch at the store, if you can't find them around the school.
M
That's fantastic Jenny! Look at talented you. And talented Amanda, with her fabulous poster! You people are clearly doing something productive with your time while I'm watching the Amazing Race.
M
html? That sounds like something I should remember...
I can come to your party, JV (I confess I have come to think of you as one eight limbed yet fun entity over the summer but I'm sure you'll separate with repeated exposure during school) but unfortunately not for too long since I live in the wretched boonies/hood of the West end. Wolf will be otherwise engaged, I'm afraid, but says hello. So does the dog. Or maybe she needs to go the the bathroom. The dog, that is.
Keri: When you become Philosopher Tyrant of Canada, may I be the minister for reeducation? Pretty please?
Warren
Hee hee hee...
I just thought of something...
Bess's place really is like the playboy mansion, what with all the bunnies running around.
Hee hee hee
Ms. Teeny Wonderful! Yay! Martyn Godfrey is most certainly great literature Val! I wish I could jump 5 garbage cans on my bike.
For sure, Warren. I'll leave you in charge of the Thought Police. Things are going to be different around here, let me tell you.
Keri
Hey Jenny! I wasn't as excited once I realized it wasn't about me. :) (This wild is so not hemmed in). But it's lovely and I'm happy our little unnatural province is being represented in poetic form. :) So how do we get a copy of the mag?
Keri
I just did a search for "pissing ice" and got some unsavoury results. And my internet use is being monitored, so if I get fired, I'll know who to blame. Though actually, they'd be more likely to worry about all the blogger.com hits.
Keri
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